A crush on Obama? That's so 2008.
No, now I have a crush on Stephen Colbert, and I'm telling the world about it. I think he'd want it that way. (Sorry, Evelyn.)
Why? It's not just because of the gleam in his eye, his lovely singing voice and his perfect hair. It's not even because of my admiration for his unabashed careerism.
It's because this is brilliant:
And so is this:
See what I mean? Crushiness.